Mordecai: dude, we need a new word.
Rigby: awww, what? Why?
Mordecai: because people are right, SMOF is taken. Can’t use it.
Rigby: but I thought SMOF was awesome! I mean, awesome, for, like, bad.
Mordecai: I know, so did I, but some people don’t use it that way.
Rigby: so what other word can we use?
Mordecai: we need something visceral. Something with punch.
Rigby: I know, how about DORKS!
Mordecai: dude, what does that even stand for anyway?
Rigby: (blinks) it has to stand for something?
Mordecai: dude, that’s the rules.
Rigby: Doofus Operators ummmm . . . doofus . . . ummmm . . . Doofus —
Mordecai: Wait, how about KLAWDZ?
Rigby: And what does that stand for?
Mordecai: I dunno, but it’s spelled cool.
Mordecai: wait, this is dumb, we’re just saying stuff. Our word has to really mean something.
Rigby: so, like, what then?
Mordecai: (eyes brighten) dude, I’ve got it. CHORFs.
Rigby: no dude, not all over the game console!
Mordecai: wait, listen. Cliquish, Holier-than-thou, Obnoxious, Reactionary, Fanatics.
Rigby: (stunned) dude . . . . that’s IT!
Mordecai: I know, right?
Rigby: (smiling) You are such a CHORF!
Mordecai: (also smiling) this place is totally CHORFed, I’m outta here.
Rigby: CHORF off, man!
Mordecai: CHORF you, man!
Rigby: go CHORF yourself!
Mordecai: dude, where’s the bathroom, I’m gonna totally CHORF!